I’m in prision and getting out soon need a beer and a good conversation if you see me by me a beer burgar and a joint. Thanks,
Evan Winter
Comuna 13 — for Kendrick Lamar: Graffiti-covered streets, vibrant culture, and a dark past. Kendrick investigates a mysterious disappearance tied to local resistance leaders.
El Poblado — for Drake: Luxury and crime clash when Drake’s secret show at a rooftop club is interrupted by an encrypted message tied to an underground cartel.
Parque Arví — for J. Cole: In the quiet forest above the city, J. Cole finds ancient symbols tied to an old Medellín legend and a modern cyber-crime ring.
Medellín Metrocable — for Travis Scott: Travis rides the cable cars deep into the hillside barrios, where a coded message in a track points to a plot in the tunnels beneath.
Plaza Botero — for Nicki Minaj: Nicki follows a trail of clues hidden in sculptures, leading to an art heist cover-up involving international agents and hidden vaults.
Tranquil Room with a View… of Bella Vista Prison – Medellín Escape!
Habitación tranquila con vista… a la prisión Bella Vista – ¡Escape en Medellín!
Price: $420/month Precio: $420/mes
Location: Near Bella Vista Prison, Medellín, Colombia Ubicación: Cerca de la prisión Bella Vista, Medellín, Colombia
Availability: Immediate – No background check required! Disponibilidad: Inmediata – ¡sin verificación de antecedentes!
Wake up to the sounds of guards yelling “¡Silencio!” and birds chirping in unison.
Despierta con los gritos de “¡Silencio!” y los pajaritos cantando en coro.
This isn’t just a room – it’s a vibe.
Esto no es solo una habitación – es una energía.
Maybe Maluma used to walk these streets… maybe not – but he should have!
What You Get / Lo Que Incluye:
Private room with window bars (security or aesthetic – you decide)
Habitación privada con rejas en las ventanas (¿seguridad o estilo? tú decides)
Shared kitchen with functional surprises
Cocina compartida con electrodomésticos… únicos
Wi-Fi strong enough to stream Netflix or research Colombian weed laws
Wi-Fi suficiente para ver Netflix o buscar leyes de la marihuana en Colombia
Rooftop view of Bella Vista Prison & Andes mountains
Vista panorámica de la prisión Bella Vista y las montañas de los Andes
Local green options (inquire privately)
Opciones verdes locales (pregunta discretamente)
Weekly “Arepa & Chill” rooftop nights
Noches semanales de “Arepa & Chill” en la azotea
Walkable to culture, chaos, and clarity
A poca distancia de cultura, caos y claridad espiritual
Rumor says J Balvin passed nearby on a scooter once. Or maybe that was his cousin.
Dicen que J Balvin pasó por aquí en patineta… o fue su primo, quién sabe.
House Rules / Reglas de la Casa:
No snitching / Nada de chismosos
420-friendly / Zona libre para fumetas
Don’t ask what happened in Room 2 / No preguntes qué pasó en la habitación 2
Interested?
¿Interesado? Deja tu mensaje abajo o usa nuestro formulario de contacto.
We’ll get back to you – assuming we’re not too “relaxed” when you write.
*Disclaimer: This is a safe and respectful home with a sense of humor. Serious inquiries only (with not-so-serious souls welcome).
*Aviso legal: Esta es una casa segura y respetuosa, pero con sentido del humor. Consultas serias, ¡almas relajadas bienvenidas!*
Bonus: Guided walking tour past Pablo Escobar’s rumored hideouts not included… but the stories are free with rent.
Bonus: Tour guiado por los escondites de Escobar no incluido… pero las historias vienen con la renta.
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